Hawk Attack: And Other Stories of Note (is now free!)
In 2010, I wrote a book.
It was about my hilarious job working in an accounting department with a whole bunch of women who were straight out of Eastern Europe. It was actually sort of a book by accident.
The whole thing started out as notes posted on Myspace and Facebook – little notes to blow off steam and entertain my friends. People told me I should write a book, but I didn’t really know what to write about. So I just wrote more notes about Russian women who microwaved fish and kept their offices at sub-zero temperatures.
In 2008, my friend Jeff compiled all of his favourites into a book format and gave it to me for my birthday. I was left without an excuse. I had already written a book. Over the next two years, I edited it, added to it and published it in hard copy. It looked like this:
I like to believe it’s great toilet reading. To date, I’ve sold over 150 copies (which you can still buy) to rave reviews like:
“This made me laugh so hard I farted out my colon and had to go to the hospital!” – Crazy guy in hospital with unfortunate case of exploded colon
Take that however you want to, but maybe be careful while reading and wear a pair of pants you’re not totally in love with.
Get it free here (free when you Tweet/Share on Facebook)
If that completely fails and you’re frustrated or you’re just too cool to let a tweet about my book sully your social media account, then you can break my heart and just download it here instead (but think about sharing it – I’d love for more people to share in the freeness and laughter).
Disclaimer: Yes, there are (a few) typos in this. Yes, I overuse commas. Deal with it.
(Got a friend’s birthday coming up? Want to get out of the anniversary dog house? Need a new permanent bathroom reader? You can buy a hard copy by contacting me. We’ll work out a deal.)